Mommy Needs Wine T-Shirt

For parents who are honest about parenthood. No sugar-coating. No pretending it's all glitter and joy. Just truth. What You're Getting: • 100% ringspun cotton—soft and guilt-free • DTG printed for durability through winetimes and bedtimes • Unisex fit (dads claim this one too) • All sizes available S-2XL Size Guide: Small = Recovering my body | Medium-Large = Getting there | XL+ = Who's counting Care Instructions: Wash inside out. Cold water. Low heat or hang dry—you're too tired for delicates anyway. Included: ✓ Ships in 2–5 days ✓ 30-day returns (no judgment) ✓ Free shipping on orders over $50 ✓ Pairs well with actual wine Your village approves. You're not alone.