I Run on Coffee and Cuss Words T-Shirt

For people whose personality is powered by caffeine and profanity. If you've ever muttered this exact sentence before 9 AM, congratulations—you need this shirt. What You're Getting: • Premium 100% cotton—the softest way to tell people your business • DTG print that won't crack under pressure (unlike you on Mondays) • True to size, all gender fits available • XS-3XL because we're inclusive like that Size Guide: Small = Still having fun | Medium = Standard issue | Large+ = Extra honestly Care Instructions: Cold wash. Low heat dry. Machine wash like a regular person (yeah, really). What's Included: ✓ Ships in 2–5 days ✓ 30-day returns (we stand behind our truth) ✓ Free shipping on orders over $50 ✓ Looks great with your espresso machine Perfect conversation starter for fellow caffeine-dependent humans.