Dad Bod Built for Comfort T-Shirt

For dads who stopped pretending to care about the gym. Listen, we know you're comfortable in your own skin—because spandex stopped fitting around 2015. This shirt gets it. What You're Getting: • Premium 100% cotton that feels like a hug from someone who actually cares • DTG print that won't fade, crack, or judge your life choices • True to size (because we believe in honesty) • Available in S-3XL (yes, we have your size) Size Guide: Small = Still in denial | Medium = Realistic | Large = Comfortable | XL+ = Our people Care Instructions: Wash cold, dry on low heat, avoid the dryer if you value it. Or don't. We're not your mom. The Fine Print: ✓ Ships in 2–5 days ✓ Free returns (30 days) ✓ Free shipping on orders over $50 ✓ Secure checkout Because some truths are worth wearing out loud.